OINK! Oh wow, hello there Squishable Piggy. That is quite an aggressive greeting you have there. Ah! You've been trying to get my attention for 10 minutes now? You were going to share a cupcake but ate it out of frustration instead? You've decided I'm incredibly rude? You've trashed my noise-canceling headphones? And set my house on fire? And now you're dating my childhood crush? Point made, little pig, point made.